can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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