just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
