There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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