went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
