i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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