Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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