legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
