You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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