Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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