I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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