my vag is so smooth its legendary
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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