Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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