Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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