i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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