They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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