i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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