this boner is exhausting
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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