This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
It's just like the Real World with babies
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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