I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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