The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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