He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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