drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize