did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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