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ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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