I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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