I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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