The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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