dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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