That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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