HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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