okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
