New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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