u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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