It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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