my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My breasts were aching with rage.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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