I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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