my mouth tastes like poor choices
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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