I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
The power of my boobs compel you
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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