Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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