I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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