things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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