I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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