Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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