So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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