so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Randomize
