he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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