no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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