it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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