I don't think brook has ever known best
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend