found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
i now understand why vodka
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend