worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?