he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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