Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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