That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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