M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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