do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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