She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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