Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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