Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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